My first Not Me Monday!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not drink sprite all day long and realize at the end of the day that I haven't had a drop of water all day. I am not a sprite-aholic.

I do not have a mound of laundry that needs to be folded/hung covering my couch. Nope, not me! I always fold and hang up the clothes as soon as the get out of the dryer because I'm a good little housewife.

I do not wake up frequently during the night and compulsively check on Emma to make sure she's still breathing. Nope, I am not an over protective mother and I am not terribly afraid that Emma is going to have SIDS.

I did not go without a shower today and did not just rinse my hair and put extra deodorant on. That would be gross. I do not find it terribly difficult to shower on a daily basis when I'm the only one home with my 3 month old. My husband did not tell me the other day (one in which I did not go without a shower) that my hair smelled and it did not embarrass the poop out of me!

I did not start TWO blogs in which I was really gun hoe about and kept up with for the first two weeks and now does not just seem like a really daunting task.

What did you not do today?